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Posted by Marty Drexler on April 9, 2010 at 8:34 AM

Most of the members of drexjokes know each other but I wanted to open a small forum where members can socialize, discuss which one of my jokes is the least funny (there might be a long debate on that one!), etc.  Have fun!

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Reply Marty Drexler
2:54 PM on April 9, 2010 
Okay, so I'll get it started... what's your fav joke (whether it's one of mine or not)? Do any of you have a joke that you have put together yourself? (Don't worry, I won't steal your material!)...
Reply Ronni
4:45 AM on April 12, 2010 
Marty! Funny stumbling across your site on the Web. It's been a long time! I'm so excited that you published a book. It's hard breaking in, especially with comedy. Looks like you're doing well! Congrats on everything! :)

I have a few favorite jokes:

Did you hear the joke about the sandwich?
Never mind, it was full of baloney.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor Who?
(Ok, this is only funny if you're a Doctor Who geek, which I am.)

This one is a favorite of my son's:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting starfish.
(at this point, you interrupt by placing your hand over the other person's face. I do not recommend trying this joke with strangers.)

Even though I'm an aspiring author, I am not clever enough to make my own jokes. I'll leave that to the experts.

Take care of yourself, and I'll try to drop in from time to time to see how the writing's going! :)
Reply Marty Drexler
12:32 PM on April 12, 2010 
Hey Ronni, nice running into you too and thanks for the compliment! Yea it is a bit of an uphill battle but one that I'm willing to climb, at least for now. Best of luck to you in your writing endeavors too... what do you do fiction? non-fiction? Thanks for posting the jokes too... take care!
Reply Ronni
2:11 PM on April 12, 2010 
I write young adult fiction. I have an agent but nothing published yet. Someday. My husband has ten books out by various publishers (mostly Random House, though). He is way more prolific than I am!

Again, good luck with your writing, Marty. I remember you were always really funny. If I get motivated, I'll scan all those old pix I have of you and your family.

Have a good Monday!
Reply Marty Drexler
6:55 PM on April 12, 2010 
Thanks Ronni, you too! Yea the ol pics would be cool to check out sometime! ttyl.
Reply Godzgirl
7:04 PM on April 17, 2010 
Hey Marty! Jake and I were just reading some of your additional jokes on your website and they are hilarious!!! I wasn't sure if it was the Vodka and 7 I was drinking or if it was really your jokes.... No seriously, they were so funny. Do these just roll around in your head? You are so talented! I Love them! Keep me laughing cuz! Love, Karen
Reply Marty Drexler
9:59 AM on April 18, 2010 
Thanks Karen I appreciate that! A little alcohol and/or sleep deprivation definitely helps make my material a bit funnier though! Yea I just get random thoughts throughout the day and jot things down. Book sales are a little slow so I appreciate any word of mouth or typing up a little review for me on amazon really helps. Thanks again! Love, Marty
Reply Marty Drexler
11:58 PM on May 21, 2010 
Just a couple weeks of school left... I hope to do more with this site this summer when I have more time! Don't forget to enter my May Contest guys, it's easy and free! Thanks :-)
Reply Marty Drexler
3:05 PM on July 11, 2010 
In case anyone here is not on facebook or missed my facebook postings, a few pics from my Borders signing event (on The Strip) are posted here. I sold 8 copies in 2 hours and only one of those went to someone I knew personally so not too bad for a "newbie" in the book world I guess! Many thanks to all of you who continue to support me! Much appreciated!
Reply J.P. McNeill
1:05 AM on July 27, 2010 
Sup Marty,

Wanted to know if you would be willing to do a blog interview on my website for the month of August? I'm trying to get an interview from an author a month. I wanted to start with all the authors I know in Ohio, and the list rests at two right now. LOL. I've already got a local who's published 5 books with disney and I wanted to know if you'd be willing to follow her up?

If you're interested shoot me an E-mail at [email protected]

Thanks Marty,
Keep'em laughing,
Reply Marty Drexler
11:32 PM on July 28, 2010 
Sure J.P.! I'm up for that!
Reply Deitch
5:27 PM on August 4, 2010 
Drex ruled at the Funny Stop last night! Can't wait to hear the animal cracker joke on the 17th!
Reply Marty Drexler
12:43 AM on August 5, 2010 
Thx bro, we'll see... if that joke doesn't go over well, I may end up eating it, sort of speak.
Reply Marty Drexler
9:41 PM on August 5, 2010 
Thank you Stormy for your comment! Love you too! Sorry it got accidentally deleted when I was rearranging my videos but I still got it!
Reply Marty Drexler
7:08 PM on October 20, 2010 
A great big WELCOME to all my new members!! Thanks for joining guys and I hope we all keep the discussions going. I appreciate all the support I have received and my website is only 10 months old!
Reply MzBender1994
9:14 AM on November 14, 2010 
Hey drex its Flo'Rika!!!! My fave joke is...
Why was the tomato blushing??
Becuz it saw the salad dressing :D
Reply Marty Drexler
10:32 AM on December 5, 2010 
Niiice one Flo'Ride! Thanks for posting! ~Drex